oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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