we have officially lost it.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
