im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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