Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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