I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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