Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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