I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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