I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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