okay pat passed out under dana's car
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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