i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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