apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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