I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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