ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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