On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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