If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
