The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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