I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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