Small penises have feelings too.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
