i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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