he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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