No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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