we have officially lost it.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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