We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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