Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I supernannyed him into submission
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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