is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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