i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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