Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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