3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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