Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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