Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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