you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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