he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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