u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize