He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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