She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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