yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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