standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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