No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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