I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Sext me about skeletons
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
