ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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