Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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