is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Randomize
