My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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