Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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