That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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