it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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