Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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