I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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