we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I need you to use more vowels.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
