oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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