She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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