just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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